who says stalking is bad?

They've obviously never found David Cone's old house in Greenwich online. Like I totally just did. This intrigues me, because now that he has a little one, I wonder where the hell he's living. I hope it's Northern NJ, only because a) this means when I become a teacher, my likelihood of having David Cone walk in for Parent-Teacher conferences are higher, and b) because I think everyone should live here because it's awesome and so I can stalk.

Anyway, google stalking also found me this beautiful picture of him in 2001 in a Red Sox uniform.

Oh, the reason I'm researching this at 3 AM, besides my insanity, is because I'm on a mission (from God /blues brothers) to find as many pictures of David Cone at the Old Timers Game with Boomer that I can, but, so far, I just found this one. Does anyone know where besides Yahoosports (has nothing) that would have pictures of him?

Also, I wonder if there is a way to find out how many Cone cards have been made over the years. I want to know, because I finally ran out of room in my David Cone shrine for all my baseball cards. But, I want that Boston one with the sunglasses (I already have the one at the lower left hand corner and it's my favorite because of the cocky grin <3]

This picture of David Cone and John Franco might seem cute, but, really, Franco's reaching into Coney's backpocket to steal his wallet.

Also, I can book David Cone to be a speaker at a function. Does; "in Sarah's bedroom at 4 AM" sound like a good enough function?

I mean, just look at him.

OH SHIT. (it's small enough, I'm pretty sure, not to fuck up your f-list if. It does, tell me and I'll fix):