A-Rod hits 500 homeruns!!!

[ravensgurl211]

omg, i'm srsly so exxxcited, this is such a gloriou-asssss day!




This was from 2001. A-Rod had just taken the highest salary ever at the time to move from the Mariners to the Texas Rangers, for a historical baseball context. And Doonesbury is set in Seattle.


Seriously though, I really wished Tom Glavine would've won his 300 wins, just because I like him better out of the three trying to get the major career accomplishments this summer. But, on the other hand, I'm kinda glad A-Rod got his shit before That Other Guy, just because I might hate A-Rod in many different ways (as seen here) but at least the only thing I worry about being near A-Rod's ass is a she-male's dick.

PS. I really hate how cold and corporate "America's game" has gotten (and dammit, I'm a Yankee fan!). Because there is no reason I should not have seen this goddamn game (at the very least so I could boo A-Rod from the safety of my E-Z chair at every at-bat) except, oh look! MLB & Fox need to suck money out of yoooou the stupid fan, because they want you to see their stupid game of the week (obviously not a Yankee game this weekend) at a 3:55 PM start (WTF that doesn't even make sense) and so any other local or non-local baseball games are blacked out for you. But, again. That's a rant for another time. I should go put on a shirt for Karen's party, lol, and stop yelling at the world =/

Comments

[porno-poet.livejournal.com]

It's not Glavine's fault, but the rest of the team. I swear, didn't he start out with like, 296 wins in freakin' April????!!!! Gawd!

[porno-poet.livejournal.com]

D'oh! How can I forget about the she-male dick. How do you know that's a she-male? Her name Chyna? LOL

[bdkoolwhip.livejournal.com]

seriously I love you...an AH mood theme?? amazing!

[chotliwala.livejournal.com]

Seriously Doonesbury is awesome. They run it in the Style section on page C3 in the Post, whilst the rest of the comics are on the back pages of the Style section. Basically, I have a love affair with The Washington Post.

Also, I haaaaaate A-Sucksmuchcock. Or A-Fraud. Or A-Islapaballlikethehugepansyassmotherfuckeriam.

See what I did there? I changed "Rod" to something mean.

Also, I've decided that in addition to starting multiple sentences with the word also, we're hanging out on August 10th. Where/how I don't know, but the two of us have to do the planning because your wife just told me two days ago that we weren't hanging out today. Obviously you are better at this sort of thing.

Also, I think we're awesome.

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