An ode to Pedro Jamie Martinez:
Jun. 28th, 2008 03:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
(is it sad that I know Pedro's middle name? No. It's sadder that I can't use my lone Pedro icon because it's not winter yet)
ESPN.com:
ESPN.com:
But the day wasn't a total bust thanks to Pedro Martinez. To keep from falling asleep, I kept track of the five most entertaining things the always-unpredictable hurler said in his outside voice, either to members of the media, teammates, or, most wonderfully, himself.
5. "How can I talk about the subway series when I've never taken the subway in my life?"
4. "I think everybody would starve if I cooked."
3. "I love Chipper Jones. ChipperChipperChipperrrrrrr. That's what I say when he's out there playing third, and he says, "Shut up, Pedro." I hope he hits .400, even if I have to give up a few home runs with no one on."
2. "Baseball. Wooooooo!!!"
1. "Ned Yost: Brewer for life! Ned Yost: Brewer for life!"
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Date: 2008-06-28 03:47 pm (UTC)